We must respect the Constitution!

I love the U.S. Constitution. It’s one of the finest documents ever written in this country or in any country. I believe that it’s crucial that we cherish and uphold it. Our country needs more people in high office who Read More …

Stop the hordes of Canadian immigrants!

Our country is in serious trouble. Our way of life and the values we hold dear are under threat. Wave after wave of foreigners are flooding across our northern border, inundating our country. They don’t share our values, and they Read More …

Dollary Clump for President, 2016

As the Repugnocratic Party candidate for the 2016 U.S. presidential election, I wish to thank everyone who has supported me during this campaign. It is truly a blessing to have so many wonderful people behind me. I humbly and gratefully Read More …